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UncategorizedInternet Video Tests Your Endurance For Internet Videos
This three-minute video from College Humor dares you to sit still and watch it. All of it. Can you make it to the end? I made it, but it wasn’t easy. I have things to do, I kept thinking. There’s stuff happening. I should probably be looking someplace else right now. This is taking forever…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 25, 2014 -
ReviewsValiant Hearts: The Kotaku Review
Valiant Hearts is a wonderful story trapped inside a video game. An epic tale set against a (mostly) realistic take on the First World War, Valiant Hearts tells the story of a number of very nice people caught up in the events of one of humanity’s most pointless and bloody struggles. The way it fleshes…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 25, 2014 - Uncategorized
The Witcher 3 Guys Promise They’ll Do DLC Right
Downloadable content (DLC) is often a sore subject, with some gamers feeling shortchanged by map and weapon packs that cost too much, DLC that was originally meant to be main game content, and things of the like. The Witcher 3 developer CD Projekt doesn’t think it needs to be that way. They want to show…
By Nathan Grayson Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedThe Penguin Will Not Stop Punching Bruce Wayne
Oswald Cobblepot does not like Bruce Wayne. He’s gonna punch him! And then he’s gonna punch him again. And again, and again… The other day I was playing a little Batman: Arkham City to check something out for a thing I was writing. I started a new game, saw what I needed to see, and…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 25, 2014 - Uncategorized
This New Bar In San Francisco Will Feature Two Robots
The Long Now Foundation, which was founded to foster long-term thinking, recently opened a new bar in San Francisco called The Interval, and designed by Because We Can. The space features exotic drinks, an orrery, a library designed to help rebuild society in case of collapse, and soon…two functioning robots: The Wunderkammer is nestled under…
By John Struan Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedWhat Nintendo’s E3 Would Have Been Like In Tomodachi Life
Last week in my review, I described Tomodachi Life as “a bizarre, alternate universe where everybody had giant heads and spoke in ghostly robotic warbles.” If that’s not weird enough as it is (and it’s already pretty weird), imagine a veritable chorus of Nintendo developers chirping and prancing about in Mii form to hawk their…
By Yannick LeJacq Published June 25, 2014 - Uncategorized
Steam Sales Are Great For Counter-Strike Hackers
Everyone loves Steam sales. But wanna know who really loves Steam sales? Counter-Strike cheaters. Here’s why. PC Gamer reports that whenever Counter-Strike: Global Offensive goes on sale, cheaters take the opportunity to re-buy the game on new Steam accounts. Hackers do this so they can cheat on the new accounts, while keeping their “real” accounts—the…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 25, 2014 - Uncategorized
Katmari Damacy + Mario = Katamario
Katamario by 8Bit-Artist via it8bit
By Steve Marinconz Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedJuly’s Playstation Plus Line-up Brings The Fireworks
Sony recently announced changes to Playstation Plus, and on July 1st we’ll see those in effect for the first time. However you feel about the more defined game availability window, you’ll probably be pretty happy with July’s list of free games for members, which includes Towerfall: Ascension and Muramasa: Rebirth. [Playstation Blog] PS4 Towerfall: Ascension…
By Shane Roberts Published June 25, 2014 -
CultureHighlight Reel: June 25, 2014
Today’s gaming highlights: A Saving Private Ryan-style helicopter kill, a League of Legends pentakill, a tragic shot to the toe, and more! Battlefield 4 First up, TheMooclear was trying to take down a helicopter with his last stinger missile. When that didn’t work, he turned to his pistol: Next in “how to take down vehicles…
By Steve Marinconz Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedHeads Up, Bikers: A Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet Is On Its Way
Before he let himself go, Marlon Brando was pretty much the pinnacle of American masculinity. Too bad that Halo didn’t come out until a few months after the actor already finished his final role in the 2001 thriller The Score, then. Because you know what he could’ve used 48 years earlier on the set for…
By Yannick LeJacq Published June 25, 2014 - Culture
Reminder: charity speedrun marathon Summer Games Done Quick is full of people doing and showing amazing video game things. Right now, they’re playing 1993 Data East oddity Ninja Baseball Bat Man, a game where heroes have to “recover various artifacts stolen from the Baseball Hall of Fame, a task prescribed to them by the Commissioner…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 25, 2014 - Uncategorized
20 Years Later, There’s An Official Forrest Gump Video Game
If ever there was a movie that lent itself to the endless runner genre, it’s 1994’s Tom Hanks classic, Forrest Gump. And here we are, with Run Forrest Run. Currently available in the fertile app testing grounds of New Zealand:, Run Forrest Run is a free endless runner based on the running bits from the…
By Mike Fahey Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedUFC Glitches, Narrated
Glitches in the newest UFC game are fun. But glitches in the newest UFC game accompanied by people pretending to be real MMA commentators? Those are hilarious. Because they’re so heavily centered on mimicking reality, sports games are never as entertaining as when they’re broken. And the stuff in this YouTube clip? They’re grade-A anomalies,…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 25, 2014 -
UncategorizedSkyrim Will Never Stop Getting Prettier
It’s 2014—almost three years after Skyrim’s original release. Despite its age, the game can still look damn incredible thanks to modders. Mods like RealVision ENB have been around for a while, but this one in particular actually got an update recently—along with this swanky new trailer. You can download the mod here, where you’ll also…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 25, 2014