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Coding Conference Postponed Because One Direction Ruined Everything
DjangoCon is an annual convention for people who code in Django, which powers websites like Instagram and Pinterest (and can also be used in games development). Its European version was supposed to go down in June, but then a boy band happened, and everything went to shit. Soppy British teens One Direction, one of the…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedA Snow Day in GTA V‘s Fake Los Angeles
The central city in Grand Theft Auto V is supposed to be, essentially, Los Angeles. In real-world LA, snow is pretty much a mythical phenomenon. But Rockstar made flakes fall from the sky in GTA V over the holidays and it looked downright peaceful. The timelapse video above is courtesy of YouTuber 8-Bit Bastard, who…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
Wild Theory: Luke Skywalker Wasn’t Meant To Be A Jedi, He Was Bait
This is one of those things where you have to imagine events from the perspective of the character, and not the guy writing the movies. And when you do that, it’s not the dumbest twist on established Star Wars canon you’ve ever read. Yesterday, wondering the kind of things you’re prone to wonder about in…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
Smash Bros. Amiibo Tournament Is One Hell Of An Emotional Rollercoaster
“I knew I should’ve trained him better,” a friend said somberly of her Luigi Amiibo after he got steamrolled by another friend’s Captain Falcon. “I knew he wasn’t ready.” Amiibos, tiny plastic statues of popular Nintendo characters that can interact with a handful of Nintendo games, are all the rage right now. They’re nice-looking, collectible,…
By Nathan Grayson Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
Bungie Is Fixing Destiny‘s Most Ridiculous Exploits
Sorry, Destiny players—starting next week, you won’t be able to use the LAN trick on Crota anymore. Bungie is finally fixing the Crota cheese—and implementing a bunch of other fixes and tweaks—in an update that they say will go live next week. In addition to the LAN fix, Bungie says they’re fixing many of the…
By Jason Schreier Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
GTA In Portland Is A Terrible Idea
The Grand Theft Auto series has taken us to destination cities like London, New York, Miami, and Los Angeles. There has not, however, been a GTA game set in Portland, Oregon. That is probably for the best. Over at the blog of real estate company Movoto (via NeoGAF), writer Willie Clark has published an article…
By Kirk Hamilton Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
Brave Human Trying To “Finish” Animal Crossing, Live
Awesome Games Done Quick have finished some difficult games over the last few days, but surely none are as tough as Animal Crossing, a game that doesn’t even have what you’d call an “end”. Still, Forstride is going to give it a shot. Deciding that you can complete what the game wants you to complete…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedThe Best Part Of This Marriage Proposal Is The Commentating
Smash Bros. pro Tantalus proposed to his girlfriend at a recent tournament put on by Xanadu. Staying true to the setting, the romantic scene unfolded with some extremely hype shoutcasting. As in: one guy screaming, “OH MY GOD HE’S GETTING MARRIED” so loudly you might’ve thought Olimar just won the entire competition. And since the…
By Yannick LeJacq Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedDayZ Short Film Is, Surprise, Not A Feel-Good Movie
DayZ is a game about the zombie apocalypse, survival, and permadeath. It is also—thanks to players—about trolling, griefing, and the truest, douchiest darkness of the human heart. Bitter enemies become the best of friends… until it stops being convenient. I love the drama and cinematography on display here. Eternum Pictures really captured the look and…
By Nathan Grayson Published January 8, 2015 - Culture
Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Start Over?
Hello, Internet! Welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the only dating advice column dedicated to helping you jumpstart your dating life with a New Game +. It’s the dawn of a new year and that makes it a perfect time for a fresh start. This week, we have a letter from someone who wants to do…
Harris O'Malley Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedThe Funniest World Record At AGDQ Wasn’t On The Stream
There’s more to Awesome Games Done Quick than what’s on the Twitch stream. People are hanging out, playing games, and casually trying to break world records. You know, normal stuff! One record involved Track & Field 2000 for the Nintendo 64, hitting A and B over and over again, and hoping for the best. The…
By Patrick Klepek Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedDungeonmans Is My Favorite Game About Dungeons, Man
Over Christmas and New Years I spent time catching up on games I’d missed throughout the year. But there was one game I became totally engrossed with: Dungeonmans Dungeonmans is a proper roguelike, the kind filled with turned-based fighting, scrolls and horrible death. But each death isn’t so bad, as loot you bring back to…
By Leo Wichtowski Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedIt’s 2015 And There’s A New PSP Game Coming Out Next Week
Who says the PSP is dead? Oh, everyone? Including Sony? Right, right, because the PSP is dead and has been for like five years now. BUT HEY, that won’t stop the folks at publisher XSEED Games from releasing a new PSP game next week anyway. Above: the trailer for Brandish: The Dark Revenant, an action-RPG…
By Jason Schreier Published January 8, 2015 -
CultureThe Best Musical Tributes To The New Super Smash Bros. (So Far)
Super Smash Bros. has incredible music, and plenty of it. It’s no wonder, then, that the game’s legions of fans have been playing around with it. There are countless remixes, covers, and chopped and screwed versions of Smash songs online already, with more undoubtedly to come. Here are some of our favorites. Many thanks to…
By Yannick LeJacq Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
The New Mortal Kombat Comic Isn’t Even Bad in a Good Way
It’s one thing to have low expectations for a comic book spinning off of a video game. It’s entirely another to have the project come in under those expectations. Unfortunately, the new Mortal Kombat X digital comic out this week does the latter. Look: like many fighting games, the story driving Mortal Kombat‘s to-the-death fights…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
$10 Off Your Monster Hunter 4 Preorder, Razer Naga Epic, More Deals
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate is back down to $30, and you really can’t beat 25% off a Nintendo preorder. [Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, $30] Related: The new Razer Naga Epic Chroma gets its third discount and lowest price so far. [ Naga Epic Chroma, $115] If you still haven’t picked up a PS4 camera, here’s…
By Shep McAllister Published January 8, 2015 - Uncategorized
It Only Takes 18 Lines Of Code To Clone Flappy Bird
They may be quick and dirty, but that’s why Flappy Bird clones are such an inviting outlet for programmers looking to hone their craft. One such person has managed to resurrect the lost (but never forgotten) mobile gaming wonder with a fierce economy of technical language. Destructoid recently came across a crappily named Flappy Bird…
By Yannick LeJacq Published January 8, 2015 -
UncategorizedTetris Mastermind Beats The Game With All Blocks Invisible
You have probably played Tetris. You have probably watched people play Tetris. You have almost surely not watched people play Tetris like this. During the Awesome Games Done Quick speedrun marathon this week, a group of puzzle masterminds tore through various versions of Tetris: The Grandmaster, pulling out all sorts of tricks to show off…
By Jason Schreier Published January 8, 2015