Cease your futile hunting! We have all the video game Easter eggs you could possibly want right here, unless you were looking for this week’s winner, in which case we’ll be getting new shipments in maybe next month.

This week’s hastily put together ‘Shop Contest hatched dozens of excellent ideas from our readers, but every time I scrolled down the comments GiantBoyDetective’s fake GameStop ad caught my eye like a pastel-painted fish hook. It’s an Easter egg you’d never find, even if it existed.

Scroll down for a basket filled with the rest of this week’s winners. Then go back to the original post to check out the ones I didn’t enjoy quite as much, did not understand, or didn’t adhere to the 636 pixel wide or bigger guideline.

This Week’s Good Egg Awards

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Ginger Snap — for an over-easy choice.

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Phillip — for kicking it old school, but not Super old school.

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Cakegolem — for even older school than that.

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My other car was the other woman — for making it creepy.

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kaploy9 — for never forgetting Billy Hatcher.

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Michael — because the cake is eventual and not without effort.

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sillstaw — for not knowing how eggs work. At least I hope he doesn’t know.

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uscg_pa — because I want this.

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Mrichston — for just shoving eggs wherever.

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Jellybeanman13 — for which came first.

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Wallfish — for hiding five eggs in this image.

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Scheherazade — for the loot cave we all expected.

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uscg_pa — yes he gets two, this is awesome.

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Taurenrider — awww, he’s hunting eggies.

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TheDarkestCatsayMeowYou — for reasons.

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Ganonthegreat1 — for overwhelming cuteness.

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Fizziks — for bringing that particular bunny into this.

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marcelodeholanda — for the saddest Easter egg ever.

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osimov — for the post apocalyegg.

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AlmightyDuke — for taking the Pokeball concept a step further. Get it?

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NepNep! — for being NepNep!

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sciteach — for alienating the holiday.

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mulled0220 — for putting that mystery to rest.

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Crazy Tom — for my pretty little head.

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Brandon0151 — for hours spent imagining Egg’s moveset.

And of course...

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GiantBoyDetective for the win!

Happy Easter, everyone!