
Last week Disney released an image of the official product packaging for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It was up to our image-manipulating community to package the products—or not, in the case of this week’s winner.
There is absolutely nothing inside AlienofDoom’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens package, but the words “Collector’s Box” and official Star Wars graphics ensure that it is a non-product that will sell in the millions.
Now that doesn’t mean those who put actual products in the boxes aren’t winners as well. They’re just not top-of-page sort of products. I’m looking at you, Leia Blow-Up Doll.
Jedi Marketeers Of The Future

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Ginger Snap — for reviving Colorforms. Nothing like kids crafts requiring ovens.

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Gurkenlord — for the worst-case scenario.

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Angry Fireball — for using the forks.

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Rorbot — because I love screen decals.

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Adrenalyn914 — because I’d buy this.

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RyanTate — IT’S A TARP!

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Broken — for clever cross-promotion.

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darkfoxx — for painting by at least two numbers.

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Shady5and5 — for what everyone wants.

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tiemsels — for the best food gift box ever.

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Finaldo — because this makes sense, I suppose.

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Nil182 — Is it more LEGO than racist, or more racist than LEGO? I cannot tell.

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CityShrimp — because I really want some Hot Pockets.

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codexcdm — I just...it never ends.

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sen — of all the living Jar-Jar products, this one calls it Stupid Toy. Hooray!

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KBABZ — because this is what The Force looks like.

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enchanted-fern — as long as it comes with a voice chip that completely mutes your voice, because dead.

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moda21 — because this would be a normal size helmet on my giant head.

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Tedsallis — I really need to start eating before judging these.

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SilentAssassn87 — hahahaha look at the tiny lightsaber! What?

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MrDeadScott — because beer.

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Cartoonivore — because kids love flamethrowers! Duh.

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GiantBoyDetective — for bending his wookie.

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Tyler Tinsley — dammit.

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Vikmourne — because Gary is the absolute best.

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Mrichston — for the second-best alarm clock in the competition.

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sciteach — for the first best alarm clock in the competition.

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Yuyo — because d’awwww puppers.

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Ihsus — seems legit.

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hdfw — because this is a real thing.

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DistractedObserver — for the quickest previous ‘Shop Contest call out ever.

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BrawlX1 — because there are at least a dozen of these floating around.

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kristiansja — for making everyone sad, you bastard.

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Vaughn Whiskey — because it would sell millions.
And of course...

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AlienofDoom for the win!
Tune in later today for the kick off of our latest ‘shop contest, which will almost certainly have nothing to do with Star Wars.
