While many of this week’s entries took a more modern approach to making sure everybody knows how much money Star Wars characters have, ‘Shop Contest regular uscg_pa took a more...traditional approach? Sure, we’ll go with that. Direct from Time|Life Books’ Ancient Mysteries, I give you Amon Vader.
I may have spelled that incorrectly, but no one is allowed to correct it unless they are ancient Egyptians, and ancient Egyptians have no computers, so I’m in the clear.
There were plenty of amazing entries this week, of course, and not all of them were from uscg_pa. If yours was amazing and didn’t make the cut, make sure your image is 636 pixels wide, because they really need to be.
The Dark Side of the Winners’ Circle
Matthew Phillips — because that armor doesn’t come cheap.
J. Lost — because it’s beautiful
Andrew_18 — because it’s much better than his real grill
KGB33 — because you can’t spell “WIN” without Billy D. Williams and an N
wasibanned — for his fellow sports fans, wherever they may be
Zohaibman72 — because I’d drive it
MrDeadScott — for ignoring the obvious issues with a Cyberman having a gold head #adriclives
Tedsallis — because sometimes a gold robot just isn’t enough
Finaldo — for getting it done
Mrichston — for a much-needed redesign
greenmachinesw — for providing his own reward
JAMES BOND SECTION
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NightGuyDrew — for most fucking disturbing teeth ever
CityShrimp — for a pretty small amount of extra gold, really
KBABZ — for the good old days when starships were solid and shiny.
ar098 was my burner — bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Brandon0151 — Shrine of the Golden Vader would have been the best
Ezuka — because now I’ll be disappointed whenever a song doesn’t ft. Darth Vader
Vaughn Whiskey — because it’s Mr. T, duh
edy_pagaza — because it’s toight
arniejolt — for no real reason
Mr. Moustache — for a pair of great takes on a great idea
ozimov — for all of the gold. Just all of it.
sciteach — for the dope-ass pod
guebitus — because he can’t breathe in there.
JustWaitingForAMate — for reminding me this was a thing
and of course...
uscg_pa for the win!
Oh my god, I actually got one of these done on a Saturday night. I might be able to nap before tomorrow!