Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

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Last week I asked our Photoshop-savvy readers to help Microsoft come up for a use for all of the Xbox One Kinects they aren't going to sell once the system is available without it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have several winners.

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First and foremost among the winners, both in terms of comment stars and making me giggle all week, is sciteach's brilliant Kinect Four. I would have gone with Kinect One myself, but only after stealing his initial idea, so I'd be a dirty plagiarist.

The rest of this week's featured entries range from the hysterical to the historical and everywhere in-between. I did not select the Kinect-up-the-ass one, but it still exists if you really want to find it.

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Congratulations to this week's winner-types, and come back tomorrow for more chances to feel all good about yourself and our community.

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uscg_pa — because I couldn't find the damn thing.

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jedeye18 — for the humanity.

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UI 2.0 — for the new Kinja.

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KIREEK — for best use of the Mac Pro.

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theomeganerd — for best use of Johnny 5.

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GiantBoyDetective — for the logical conclusion.

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arniejolt — for stopping at 9,000.

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Ganonthegreat1 — for always on (the moon).

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Greg the Mad — for making me resize an animated GIF.

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Phillip Wester — for no. Just no.

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Kcity — hahahahahahahahahaha.

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SpacemanSpliffz — because I love it, even if I had to edit it all together.

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MasterChef 117 — because they're watching us.

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Tested_Ninja — for an entire planet.

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Rutherford Q. Churchwalsh — for Captain America's dead son.

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Tinsweep — for I don't want to drive anymore now.

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Nellchan — because they'd make a neat sound falling.

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Tom Bomb — because it just fits so well.

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amcclain09 — for the island of misfit toys.

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Florian — ootini!

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RoomB31 — for the drowning slowly.

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Thomas — because it had to be there somewhere.

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ShantyTown — for giving Aiden a new way to watch dogs.

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CaliforniaAMG — for sad everybody.

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Danny — for the corporate ladder.

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Ootph — for the memories.

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betabri — for going there first.

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CurtisChampion — okay, just one more Wall-E.

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Matt B. — for Kinect Star Wars.

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Ntbusso — for my favorite Portal reference.

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zyexis — because this would actually sell.

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chiefrobertirvine — because a Kinect always pays its debts.

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KBABZ — for the entire strip

and of course...

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sciteach — for the win.

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KataStrofy91
KataStrofy91

I keep forgetting the name of the toy/cartoon franchise that this red fella is from. If I remember correctly, he tranforms into a Scooter?