Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Excavated Extra-Terrestrials: The Winners!

Last week's discovery of the for-some-reason-fabled E.T. landfill was so exciting I completely forgot it happened. Imagine my surprise as I prepare to post the winners of last week's 'Shop Contest and discover 20 million entries based on the subject. Luckily for my sanity, there can be only a couple dozen.

This week's overall winner by a landslide of little clicky stars — not how I normally judge, but it seemed appropriate for this one — is Kcity's complete reversal of concept.

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I'd like to think that somewhere, on a distant alien planet, there is an alien version of me sitting in front of his computer, surfing alien porn instead of doing his work.

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Never Google alien porn. Wow. That was a huge mistake.

I shall now cleanse my mind of what I've just seen with the runners-up, a glorious cavalcade of the good kind of dirty pictures.

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JAMS — For being incredibly subtle.

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ahoihoi — for wishful thinking.

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sciteach — for the memories.

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Nude_Eskimo — because Boba Fett was delicious.

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halfbeast — for the minerals.

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Metalive — because we pretty much had to.

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arniejolt — for breaking more of the bad.

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Brandon0151 — for easy pickings.

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Orionsangel — For making everyone cry.

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Bwgmon — because I wish.

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Mike Irizari — for high-priced artwork.

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Petethepanda — for the poor, neglected Ouya.

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0035 — for the Coulson. Always the Coulson.

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JustWaitingForAMate — for the redistricting.

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uscg_pa — for the little silhouette-a of an alien.

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GiantBoyDetective — for keeping it indie.

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Bebop — because there's still no life on Mars.

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Rickalicious — because I had wondered where they'd gotten off to.

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Contrarianator — because celebration was in order.

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Nude_Eskimo — because I don't usually pick two from one person.

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curugon — because now I have the feels.

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shmuga9 — because all the anger.

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MrDeadScott — because I did hear that.

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NellChan — because I'd love to dig those up.

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mazster — for the grail!

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zombieappreciation — for being all sketchy.

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kflebeda — because that's the best word ever.

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Velthaertirden - CONFIRMED

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JeffshouldBhere — because of course that's where it is.

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Marusame — for the ponies, of course.

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Chaos440 — hahahahahahahaha.

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AnnaMayBelle — for urban legend-ception.

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SubieRoo — because we loved you, Bob Hoskins.

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ilinus — for slipping the tongue in there.

And that's all, folks! If your entry didn't make the cut, it doesn't mean it wasn't good — it just means there were a whole hell of a lot of entries.

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Join us tomorrow morning for the next installment of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest — it'll be far out.

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