That's his real name, but on this website he goes by Greg the Mad. In this week's contest that madness led him in the right direction, by which I mean amateur hardcore Dragon Age porn. In this — and only this — instance, that is the correct direction to go in.
Congratulations, Mr. McSexerson the Third! Long may your family name stand for the ultimate in sexiness and quality hair care products.
blazeeee1 — for trying to play Inquisition on a tablet.
Eigt — for the beginning of the Freddie Prinze Jr. parade.
Frank Hackett — for continuing the Prinze parade.
Megakay — for making it all better.
Taurenrider — for the sexytalk.
MDan — for luck.
Philo_Fortuna — wrong game, good sir!
Kaeiba — drawing for non-drawers.
Chrury Sanson — for close enough.
mac46 — for calculating the size.
pottman — the Prinze parade never stops!
unsaved_progress — Prinze! Prinze! Prinze!
Xerokitsune — Prinze! Prinze! Oh, wait.
mpar — for turning the tables.
Nobody Ever — because I laughed.
uscg_pa — I first thought he was buying lube.
Arch Duke Maxyenko — for the happy trees.
BruceWayneByDay — though it's almost too sexy.
Jooki — for MS motherfuckin' Paint.
metroidzer0 — for Mario Paint and a raging Bowser.
Hundredgunner — for a pinch of Curry.
Der-Klein — for going all abstract on us.
Monochrome — for the second Iron Will entry in this contest. Life is good.
Ihsus — as creator of the Kotaku fish, this pleases me greatly.
Cartoonivore — for thinking outside the two boxes.
ForeverWhatever — because Liefeld kills everything he touches.
Velthaertirden — because penis.
Acme64 — because this had to happen.
sciteach — for coming incredibly close to winning. I actively agonized.
Greg the Mad — for the win!
Join us tomorrow, when we might do something related to glowing red things.