'Shop Contest: Draw Me Like One Of Your Orlesian Qunari: The Winners!

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From the sexiest scene in Dragon Age history comes the sexiest 'Shop Contest in Kotaku history. This week's winner? Mr. Sexy McSexerson the Third.

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That's his real name, but on this website he goes by Greg the Mad. In this week's contest that madness led him in the right direction, by which I mean amateur hardcore Dragon Age porn. In this — and only this — instance, that is the correct direction to go in.

Congratulations, Mr. McSexerson the Third! Long may your family name stand for the ultimate in sexiness and quality hair care products.

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This Week's Other Winning-ish Entries

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blazeeee1 — for trying to play Inquisition on a tablet.

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Eigt — for the beginning of the Freddie Prinze Jr. parade.

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Frank Hackett — for continuing the Prinze parade.

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Megakay — for making it all better.

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Taurenrider — for the sexytalk.

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MDan — for luck.

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Philo_Fortuna — wrong game, good sir!

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Kaeiba — drawing for non-drawers.

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Chrury Sanson — for close enough.

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mac46 — for calculating the size.

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pottman — the Prinze parade never stops!

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unsaved_progress — Prinze! Prinze! Prinze!

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Xerokitsune — Prinze! Prinze! Oh, wait.

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mpar — for turning the tables.

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Nobody Ever — because I laughed.

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uscg_pa — I first thought he was buying lube.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko — for the happy trees.

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BruceWayneByDay — though it's almost too sexy.

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Jooki — for MS motherfuckin' Paint.

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metroidzer0 — for Mario Paint and a raging Bowser.

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Hundredgunner — for a pinch of Curry.

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Der-Klein — for going all abstract on us.

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Monochrome — for the second Iron Will entry in this contest. Life is good.

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Ihsus — as creator of the Kotaku fish, this pleases me greatly.

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Cartoonivore — for thinking outside the two boxes.

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ForeverWhatever — because Liefeld kills everything he touches.

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Velthaertirden — because penis.

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Acme64 — because this had to happen.

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sciteach — for coming incredibly close to winning. I actively agonized.

and finally...

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Greg the Mad — for the win!

Join us tomorrow, when we might do something related to glowing red things.

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DISCUSSION

i wish I would have seen this earlier and joined

here's my entry xD