Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Dildover

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On Thursday, THQ president Jason Rubin clocked out with his cock out. This purple dildo he's shouldering was a notorious premium/gag promoting Saints Row The Third, which now is in the hands of Deep Silver following THQ's liquidation on Wednesday. You know what this means: 'Shop Contest!

What, you need instructions? That's the image. You may use it or any other image of the Purple Dildo IRL or being used in Saints Row (where it was "The Penetrator," a devastating melee weapon.) Go to town. Here's the rest of what you need to know:

1. Create your 'Shop and save it to your desktop.
2. Go to the comments beneath this post and click "reply."
3. Click "Add Image" in the comment window.
4. Click "Upload an Image Instead." Then click the "Choose File" button. Browse your desktop, find the image, and click "open."
5. If you prefer, you can upload the 'Shop to a free image hosting service. I suggest imgur. Then click "Add image" in the upper right above the comment window. Paste the image URL into the field that says "Image URL."
6. Add editorial commentary (you can't post an image without some kind of text in the comment field), then just hit submit and your image will load. If it doesn't, upload the image to imgur and paste the image URL as a comment. I promise I will look at it.
7. This is important: Keep your image size under 1 MB. If you're still having trouble uploading the image, try to keep its longest dimension (horizontal or vertical) under 1000 pixels.


All set? Great. Now, everyone, start your 'shopping!

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Done with Kinja

Respectfully bowing out of this one, subject material is just not my type of humor.

However, good luck to all who decide to play, enjoy yourselves and may you be blessed with a happy ending for your efforts.