After Microsoft showed us what Minecraft might look like enhanced by its futuristic Hololens technology, I asked our 'shop-savvy readers to show us what would really be behind that shattered wall. They delivered. Big time.

Wow, what a contest this was. So many entries. So many duplicate entries. Seems people enjoy The Shining, Attack on Titan, Windows errors, The Wizard of Oz, Half-Life 3, sexy Bill Gates and Gabe Newell a whole lot. Unfortunately there can be only one winner, and while a certain Kool-Aid man came very close, Kuroyuki was the fastest on the draw with the best possibile answer to the posed question. It's only a matter of time.

Don't like my pick? Choose your favorite from this week's massive pool of runners-up!

This Week's Massive Pool Of Runners-Up

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Rick0413 โ€” for the A-Ha moment I was waiting for.

BreenJones โ€” for Arrested Reality.

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Cartoonivore โ€” for making no one pay attention to this guy.

mikedizzle โ€” for the magical wall turkey of health.

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Zabby โ€” for my second-favorite Notch reference.

PCiTEK โ€” for the portal to Lorule.

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SlowJoe โ€” for all the Minesweeper fans out there.

Vinculus โ€” for the future of Narnia and Lion Jesus.

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Vkoslak โ€” for the Doctor Who reference I was also waiting for.

stillsaw โ€” for the Hole in the Wall in the hole in the wall.

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Zabexia โ€” for thinking outside the hole in the wall.

Willware โ€” because bombs will do that.

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codexcdm โ€” for the first of the countless The Shining entries I saw.

Brijesha โ€” for Holotrekception.

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Nuzzle โ€” for being aware of Being John Malkovich.

Atomrocker โ€” for oh shit.

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rknight718 โ€” because I did not expect this. Who would?

ImmaLion โ€” for our Gates-way to sexy times.

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discoron77 โ€” for bringing us full circle.

l2dusk โ€” for the BAM.

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karnie โ€” so that's where those light cycles went.

Robcanvas โ€” for at least letting us know they're still alive, somewhere.

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Flynn โ€” oh god.

OthmanArnaout โ€” because this would be lovely.

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vinuraba โ€” for my first favorite Notch reference.

SecretAsianMan โ€” because wallpaper. Get it? Wallpaper!

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toolsoldier โ€” for demonstrating why Nintendo games will never show up on Microsoft's platforms.

bigmanfontu โ€” for OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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HyruleWorriers โ€” see? There was nothing to worry about after all.

ceptri โ€” because poor, poor virtual Milo.

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modestlaw โ€” because augmented reality always works.

secondOption โ€” for the second Star Trek option.

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HarvesterZERO โ€” for leaving us plenty of Headroom.

Brandon0151 โ€” for obvious reasons.

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FresnoKila โ€” because this prety much was a given.

Clutchy โ€” for making hologram technology ten times more expensive.

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KBABZ โ€” because this will not end well.

The Real Kanra โ€” because WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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Conker the Squirrel โ€” for the harrowing tale of personal loss.

sciteach โ€” for continuing to teach, even during 'Shop Contests.

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FHXReaper โ€” because it had to go somewhere.

Ihsus โ€” for getting us there.

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Mermantis โ€” for bringing it all screaming back to me.

uscg_pa โ€” and thanks for all the fish.

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Phillip โ€” becuase in the future, walls will be monetized.

Orionsangel โ€” for dueling Capone references.

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RhinoskinnedPlatypus โ€” if only to point out that you do not do this. Ever.

torquemadaza โ€” because this is actually a pretty awesome idea.

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Clenchmask โ€” fuck you, sir.

Velduanga โ€” for sweet freedom.

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PositiveDrinking โ€” for making me miss screensavers.

Marusame โ€” because this is just so much fun.

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Tom Bomb โ€” for one of my favorite movies of all-time.

Exile โ€” because I love this image.

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pottman โ€” because they will never stop breaking down his shitty wall.

greatpaperclip โ€” for the most likely use of this technology.

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Brent โ€” for my favorite Attack on Titan entry. This is Attack on Titan, right?

KIREEK โ€” for making me sit here and worry about my choice for half a day.

And finally...

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Kuroyuki โ€” for the win.

That decision sucked. Stop doing that to me, people. Later today I'll be posting the latest 'Shop Contest, and I want a dozen shitty entries and one amazing one.