After Microsoft showed us what Minecraft might look like enhanced by its futuristic Hololens technology, I asked our 'shop-savvy readers to show us what would really be behind that shattered wall. They delivered. Big time.

Wow, what a contest this was. So many entries. So many duplicate entries. Seems people enjoy The Shining, Attack on Titan, Windows errors, The Wizard of Oz, Half-Life 3, sexy Bill Gates and Gabe Newell a whole lot. Unfortunately there can be only one winner, and while a certain Kool-Aid man came very close, Kuroyuki was the fastest on the draw with the best possibile answer to the posed question. It's only a matter of time.

Don't like my pick? Choose your favorite from this week's massive pool of runners-up!

This Week's Massive Pool Of Runners-Up

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Rick0413 β€” for the A-Ha moment I was waiting for.

BreenJones β€” for Arrested Reality.

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Cartoonivore β€” for making no one pay attention to this guy.

mikedizzle β€” for the magical wall turkey of health.

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Zabby β€” for my second-favorite Notch reference.

PCiTEK β€” for the portal to Lorule.

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SlowJoe β€” for all the Minesweeper fans out there.

Vinculus β€” for the future of Narnia and Lion Jesus.

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Vkoslak β€” for the Doctor Who reference I was also waiting for.

stillsaw β€” for the Hole in the Wall in the hole in the wall.

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Zabexia β€” for thinking outside the hole in the wall.

Willware β€” because bombs will do that.

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codexcdm β€” for the first of the countless The Shining entries I saw.

Brijesha β€” for Holotrekception.

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Nuzzle β€” for being aware of Being John Malkovich.

Atomrocker β€” for oh shit.

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rknight718 β€” because I did not expect this. Who would?

ImmaLion β€” for our Gates-way to sexy times.

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discoron77 β€” for bringing us full circle.

l2dusk β€” for the BAM.

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karnie β€” so that's where those light cycles went.

Robcanvas β€” for at least letting us know they're still alive, somewhere.

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Flynn β€” oh god.

OthmanArnaout β€” because this would be lovely.

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vinuraba β€” for my first favorite Notch reference.

SecretAsianMan β€” because wallpaper. Get it? Wallpaper!

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toolsoldier β€” for demonstrating why Nintendo games will never show up on Microsoft's platforms.

bigmanfontu β€” for OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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HyruleWorriers β€” see? There was nothing to worry about after all.

ceptri β€” because poor, poor virtual Milo.

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modestlaw β€” because augmented reality always works.

secondOption β€” for the second Star Trek option.

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HarvesterZERO β€” for leaving us plenty of Headroom.

Brandon0151 β€” for obvious reasons.

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FresnoKila β€” because this prety much was a given.

Clutchy β€” for making hologram technology ten times more expensive.

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KBABZ β€” because this will not end well.

The Real Kanra β€” because WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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Conker the Squirrel β€” for the harrowing tale of personal loss.

sciteach β€” for continuing to teach, even during 'Shop Contests.

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FHXReaper β€” because it had to go somewhere.

Ihsus β€” for getting us there.

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Mermantis β€” for bringing it all screaming back to me.

uscg_pa β€” and thanks for all the fish.

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Phillip β€” becuase in the future, walls will be monetized.

Orionsangel β€” for dueling Capone references.

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RhinoskinnedPlatypus β€” if only to point out that you do not do this. Ever.

torquemadaza β€” because this is actually a pretty awesome idea.

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Clenchmask β€” fuck you, sir.

Velduanga β€” for sweet freedom.

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PositiveDrinking β€” for making me miss screensavers.

Marusame β€” because this is just so much fun.

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Tom Bomb β€” for one of my favorite movies of all-time.

Exile β€” because I love this image.

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pottman β€” because they will never stop breaking down his shitty wall.

greatpaperclip β€” for the most likely use of this technology.

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Brent β€” for my favorite Attack on Titan entry. This is Attack on Titan, right?

KIREEK β€” for making me sit here and worry about my choice for half a day.

And finally...

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Kuroyuki β€” for the win.

That decision sucked. Stop doing that to me, people. Later today I'll be posting the latest 'Shop Contest, and I want a dozen shitty entries and one amazing one.