Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Bayonetta Everywhere: Winners!

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Earlier this month we found out that M-rated action star Bayonetta would be one of the final competitors added to Super Smash Bros. on Wii U and 3DS. I asked our image-manipulating community to put her in all the games. They did not disappoint.

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We had many outstanding entries, though several of them wound up disqualified. My exact words were “ something recognizable as Bayonetta is in some sort of video game”, so if you went with a movie or historical photo or bucket of chicken, great job! Also, bad job. I love you all, but guidelines are there to guide and be lines.

My favorite game-themed entry comes from good old Sillstaw, who did something naughty to a piece of classic edutainment. I’ve a feeling young boys and girls would have looked much harder for this version.

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Possibly a controversial choice, but I am an old man. So old.

This Week’s Also Winners

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Frol — for the logical choice.

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Ginger Snap— for the one you can import from Play-Asia

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Linkstwitch — for a tall drink of water

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Cosmo — though I can’t see that working out the way they hope

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Cerb — because I don’t think anyone would mind this Yoko

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Darkon76 — because of all these damn Fire Emblem characters

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00thestonecreek — for better Mario motivation

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s8th — for blurrying out the naughty bits

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v-ufo— because I laughed so hard

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kyo hamashi — because I think we need this

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daisyage1977 — because there are less appropriate games for her to be in

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Ls71ob —because I cannot stress enough how much I want this

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joeyt045 —because this seems like the right place

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unbanned — for becoming legend

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Morton — for letting Bayonetta tell Her Story

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Spencer — just to make us all feel sad

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Michael Savich — because she would wreck that town so bad

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SonicBoom — because this is an appropriate crossover

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Mrichston —another pairing I’d like to see

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Merylas —feels inevitable

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Animoo — because we like to pretend this was a much better game

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Spencer — because we’re only allowing one of these.

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MrDeadScott — awww, she’s no replacement

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omeanizot — best use of mech outfit

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Jafar — because it is the CUTEST THING EVER

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DistractedObserver — for the pixel-netta alone

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Tamales Y Atole — best use of alt-costume

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uscg_pa — well if the pose fits...

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Berfince — because bullet boots, bullet heels, what’s the difference?

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togovero — because she is pretty toasty

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kyxsune — once again, someone make this game

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TGS1985 — okay, I’ll allow two of these

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discoron77 — there’s just something about a woman playing ping pong with her feet

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Spencer — this combo also works, though not quite as well.

And of course...

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sillstaw for thewin!


That’s it, the final regular Kotaku ‘Shop Contest of 2015! Note that I said regular. You old schoolers know what comes next. Tune in tomorrow!

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To contact the author of this post write to fahey@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter at@bunnyspatial.

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I guess I don’t understand what makes the winner so funny? Am I missing a joke there?