Earlier this month we found out that M-rated action star Bayonetta would be one of the final competitors added to Super Smash Bros. on Wii U and 3DS. I asked our image-manipulating community to put her in all the games. They did not disappoint.

We had many outstanding entries, though several of them wound up disqualified. My exact words were ‚Äú something recognizable as Bayonetta is in some sort of video game‚ÄĚ, so if you went with a movie or historical photo or bucket of chicken, great job! Also, bad job. I love you all, but guidelines are there to guide and be lines.

My favorite game-themed entry comes from good old Sillstaw, who did something naughty to a piece of classic edutainment. I’ve a feeling young boys and girls would have looked much harder for this version.

Possibly a controversial choice, but I am an old man. So old.

This Week’s Also Winners

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Frol ‚ÄĒ for the logical choice.

Ginger Snap‚ÄĒ for the one you can import from Play-Asia

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Linkstwitch ‚ÄĒ for a tall drink of water

Cosmo ‚ÄĒ though I can‚Äôt see that working out the way they hope

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Cerb ‚ÄĒ because I don‚Äôt think anyone would mind this Yoko

Darkon76 ‚ÄĒ because of all these damn Fire Emblem characters

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00thestonecreek ‚ÄĒ for better Mario motivation

s8th ‚ÄĒ for blurrying out the naughty bits

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v-ufo‚ÄĒ because I laughed so hard

kyo hamashi ‚ÄĒ because I think we need this

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daisyage1977 ‚ÄĒ because there are less appropriate games for her to be in

Ls71ob ‚ÄĒbecause I cannot stress enough how much I want this

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joeyt045 ‚ÄĒbecause this seems like the right place

unbanned ‚ÄĒ for becoming legend

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Morton ‚ÄĒ for letting Bayonetta tell Her Story

Spencer ‚ÄĒ just to make us all feel sad

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Michael Savich ‚ÄĒ because she would wreck that town so bad

SonicBoom ‚ÄĒ because this is an appropriate crossover

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Mrichston ‚ÄĒanother pairing I‚Äôd like to see

Merylas ‚ÄĒfeels inevitable

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Animoo ‚ÄĒ because we like to pretend this was a much better game

Spencer ‚ÄĒ because we‚Äôre only allowing one of these.

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MrDeadScott ‚ÄĒ awww, she‚Äôs no replacement

omeanizot ‚ÄĒ best use of mech outfit

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Jafar ‚ÄĒ because it is the CUTEST THING EVER

DistractedObserver ‚ÄĒ for the pixel-netta alone

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Tamales Y Atole ‚ÄĒ best use of alt-costume

uscg_pa ‚ÄĒ well if the pose fits...

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Berfince ‚ÄĒ because bullet boots, bullet heels, what‚Äôs the difference?

togovero ‚ÄĒ because she is pretty toasty

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kyxsune ‚ÄĒ once again, someone make this game

TGS1985 ‚ÄĒ okay, I‚Äôll allow two of these

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discoron77 ‚ÄĒ there‚Äôs just something about a woman playing ping pong with her feet

Spencer ‚ÄĒ this combo also works, though not quite as well.

And of course...

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sillstaw for thewin!


That‚Äôs it, the final regular Kotaku ‚ÄėShop Contest of 2015! Note that I said regular. You old schoolers know what comes next. Tune in tomorrow!

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