We reviewed the following games this week. Just for you. Not for that guy. Or her. Or them.
(In which McWhertor pauses from praising the game to warn how not to play it.)
https://kotaku.com/borderlands-review-guns-guns-guns-453111768
(In which Crecente explains how one mashes Space Invaders with Donkey Kong Jr.)
https://kotaku.com/critter-crunch-micro-review-gross-in-a-cute-way-5384717
(In which Crecente continues his efforts to convince us Bakugan is cool)
https://kotaku.com/bakugan-battle-brawlers-review-almost-there-452582654
(In which Fahey admits a blind spot and demands more hugging.)
https://kotaku.com/a-boy-and-his-blob-review-the-zero-nostalgia-version-5386040
Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Winter Games Review
(In which our reviewer contemplates violence against a Boo and his TV.)
https://kotaku.com/mario-sonic-at-the-olympic-winter-games-review-going-5386955
Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack In Time Review
(In which I said nice things about almost everything, except Captain Qwark.)
https://kotaku.com/ratchet-clank-future-a-crack-in-time-review-the-lea-30948109
(In which Fahey admitted his age, praised Stan Lee, and told us what he’d do if he had Magneto’s powers.)
https://kotaku.com/marvel-super-hero-squad-review-this-one-is-for-the-bra-5388140
What games will we review next week? Check back each day to find out. Not that you’ll be surprised.
