Man, who could use a little independence? Good thing this pre-Fourth of July edition of Kotaku Off Topic is now serving up all you can eat American pride! Let's fatten up on some patriotism!
Hey, when did Captain America start carrying a gun? Nevermind. That's kind of a silly question. A better question is: what are you doing with your extended weekend if you have one? Just how many pounds of meat do you plan on grilling over a patriotic gas or charcoal powered flame this Sunday?
And what are the rest of our non-American, fireworks-hating friends doing?
- Cardboard Warfare - Which is cooler? This or Light Warfare?
- Fan hate for The Last Airbender - At least one mom thought it was better than Eclipse.
- George Miller working on two new Mad Max films? - Obviously sans Mel Gibson, who's busy being batshit insane.
- US spy ring suspects 'admit they are Russians' - For the record, I am not a Russian spy.