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It’s Like This Dude Has a Baby Penis

If you are familiar with the Japanese manga Beelzebub, you probably know that delinquent Tatsumi Oga cannot be separated from Baby Beel by several meters. Doing so results in instant death. This image, which is making the rounds on Japanese websites and bulletin boards, shows Oga and Baby Beel. It looks like it’s from the…

Mother Grinds Through Online Game So Her Daughter Doesn’t Have To

Online games require time. Time isn’t something that ten year-old Xiao Liu has. See, her mom has been limiting how long she could play online with her friends. That has made the girl upset. How was she to level up and keep up the pace with her friends? Not having enough time to grind, Xiao…

The Crucifixion of Japan’s Greatest Super Hero

Earlier this month in Tokyo, Bandai showed off some of its latest figurines. Iconic characters were recreated in sculpted plastic. Many of the figures were aimed at older collectors, and one set in particular depicted stood out: the crucifixion of the Ultramen. Ultraman is an iconic Japanese superhero. Kids grow up watching his adventures on…

Former Square Honcho Calls Square Enix a “Complete Failure” with “No Vision”

With Square Enix posting losses in its latest earnings, former Square Co. boss Hisashi Suzuki thought this would be good a time as any to kick the company while it is down. Via Twitter, Suzuki didn’t hold back, claiming that the total value of publicly traded stock is not higher than it was before Square…

In Japan, Nintendo is launching a subscription based Wii Karaoke U that is similar to the popular Joysound Wii game.

Exclusive Concept Art of the Upcoming Production I.G Short, Kick-Heart

Production I.G, the studio behind the Ghost in the Shell anime, recently launched a Kickstarter for a short anime titled Kick-Heart. The Kickstarter was a success, showing that, like video games, Japanese anime can also find news ways of getting funding. Here is some concept art for the anime, courtesy of Production I.G. Have a…

A Cute Girl Who Watches You? There’s an App for That.

Like it when a cute girl watches you? “This isn’t some weird metaphor,” explains comedian Kendo Kobayashi. Rather, do you like it when a cute girl watches over you? Watching Cute Girl is a new iTunes app that features a young lady watching you. She’s supposed to keep you company if you are, for example,…

Why This Japanese Town Is So Damn Happy Obama Won

When Barack Obama was sworn in for his first term, a small Japanese town was overjoyed. Women danced the hula at the local temple, and the town readied a slew of I Love Obama t-shirts, stickers and flags. Why was this small town of 30,000 people who could not vote in the U.S. presidential election…

Whack a Dick at This Japanese Arcade

You know the classic arcade game Whac-A-Mole, right? Using a mallet, the goal is to whack moles as they pop up. In Japan, the game is called “Mogura Tataki” (もぐらたたき), which means, well, Whac-A-Mole. It’s the same game. Spotted in a local arcade in Japan, this Whac-A-Mole game, however, doesn’t seem to feature moles. It…

Valkyria Chronicles 3 Fan-Made Translation Patch in the Works

Last week we at Kotaku East showed you how to play Valkyria Chronicles 3, even if you don’t understand Japanese, using a collection of translations and guides from across the internet. Of course, for the more patient of you—or just those who want everything translated and in one simple package—there is another option, if you’re…

Evangelion 1.11 is Way Better Than I Remember

With just under two weeks until the release of the newest Evangelion movie, Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo, we at Kotaku East are taking a look back at the previous films in the Rebuild of Evangelion series. When I talked about my history with Evangelion a week or so back, I mentioned my dislike…

In Japan, a Healthy New Pepsi Beverage Makes It Hard To Absorb Fat

Japan is getting a new kind of Pepsi. It’s a special kind. It’s so special that the name of it is, well, Pepsi Special. The drink is actually designated as a “food for specified health uses”. This means the product is regulated by the Japanese government and has its seal of approval. Pepsi Special actually…

A Gallery of Truly Odd Erotic Game Images

Japanese erotic games (aka “eroge”) often feature cute, curvy characters in evocative settings. So when you think of these computer games, you probably don’t think of, oh, giant mecha, deadly katana, or evil villains. Japanese site Kanasoku (NSFW) assembled screenshots of various eroge that, well, don’t all look like eroge. (On Kanasoku, there are some…

Want To Know What the Hell “Bravely Default” Means?

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy is Square Enix’s newest RPG on the 3DS; and while it may technically be a new IP, it shares a lot in common with the famous JRPGs of yore. The gameplay is your typical turn-based system, but with one new twist: the “brave” and “default” system. By selecting “default” on your…

Taking a Knife to Chocolate Hello Kitty for Sweet, Delicious Horrors

Kotaku has already brought you the wonders—and innards—of the Hello Kitty meat bun. Now there’s a Hello Kitty chocolate bun. Japanese website Gigazine swung by its local convenience store, snapped up a few chocolate buns, and then got out the stabby-stabby. YOU BASTARDS, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! The filling was described as “very sweet”. Looks yummy,…

This Is More Than a Television Brand in Resident Evil 6, It’s a Gag

If you’ve played Resident Evil 6, you might have noticed that “Yashichi” appears as a TV brand. Yashichi isn’t a real brand. It’s an in-joke. Ha ha. For years, the shuriken-like Yashichi emblem has appeared in Capcom games, starting with the first Capcom game, 1984’s Vulgus. It went on to appear in one form or…

Japan Invading China, and Other Frightening Memories Recreated at a Chinese Amusement Park

The Eighth Route Army Culture Park in Wuxiang county, China, allows visitors to dress up at Chinese or Japanese troops. And then shoot each other with phony guns. As tensions between Japan and China reach a fever pitch, this US$80 million theme park, which is backed by the local Chinese government, looks to do more…

Gamer Plays DOTA Instead of Celebrating Anniversary, Gets Hurt In Process

Anniversaries are often important days, particularly those that involve relationships. One gamer in China’s northeastern city of Changchun chose to play DOTA instead of celebrating his anniversary with his girlfriend. Good things did not happen. On Halloween, 27 year-old Zhao and his 26 year-old girlfriend Xiao Qing were supposed to celebrate their two year anniversary…

You Won’t Believe How Shockingly Nerdy This Dating Party Was

Recently, in the city of Kuki, Japan, a speed-dating event was held for otaku (geeks). What made this event unique was that the participants wore masks as they looked for a prospective marriage partner. What better way to fall in love, than with someone with Chimchar on his or her face! In English, the event’s…

Exchange Student: I Love You China, But Your Games Suck

An editorial written by a South Korean exchange student about Chinese online games has been circling the Chinese internets as of late. In his article the author talks about his love for China and all things Chinese, but he delves furthest into his disdain of China’s video games and its gaming industry listing his top…