Once upon a time, there was a company called Konami that would release all sorts of delightful video games in all kinds of genres under big, beloved franchises with names like Suikoden, Contra, Gradius, Silent Hill, Castlevania, Metal Gear, and Zone of the Enders.

Today, there is a company called Konami that makes pachinko machines‚ÄĒJapanese gambling devices that are sort of like a cross between pinball and slots‚ÄĒand just announced a new one based on Castlevania. It promises ‚Äúerotic violence.‚ÄĚ Welcome to 2015.

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