The Sims 4 has a new patch, and that means more hilarious patch notes. Here are some of the best ones.

  • Getting a preventative shot for your pet will no longer put them in a state of perpetual fear.
  • Sims in the painter career will no longer be able to sell the paintings directly from the walls of the museum.
  • Locking your doors, then leaving the lot, and then returning, should no longer cause the door lock to fail.
  • Suspects that were locked in a cell, will still be locked in the cell when you return the next day, and not standing outside.
  • Detectives should now be able to remove Sims locked in their cells to interrogate them.
  • We addressed an issue that could prevent a criminal from properly appearing that matched the clues for the crime in question.
  • Dogs should no longer stretch into horrible monstrosities (that only a demogorgon from the other side of Hawkins could love), when attempting to grab a toy from the toy box.
  • Kittens will no longer get stuck in Cat Condos.
  • Locking your door will no longer prevent adoption.

Check out the rest of the patch notes here.