Jetpack Joyride Creators Make Another Damn Game I Can't Stop Playing

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While I can understand the appeal of Jetpack Joyride, one of the best mobile games ever made, I could never figure out why Halfbrick Studio's other huge seller, Fruit Ninja, drove so many gamers crazy. Now, days after the release of the developer's latest game, I've finally figured out the secret: Halfbrick Studios is staffed by sorcerers.

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That's the only way I can explain why I've spent the entire weekend flinging fish across my screen and screaming at my iPad. That's what Fish Out of Water! is all about — swiping and shouting. Players have a school of six fish, each with different characteristics (weight, buoyancy, aerodymanics). They choose three to send skipping across the water, aiming for distance and a fair number of skips. After the last of the three are flung, a gang of crabs gives you an Olympic-style score.

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Illustration for article titled emJetpack Joyride/em Creators Make Another Damn Game I Cant Stop Playing

There's a leveling system that rewards players for completing goals, a little light crafting for power-ups, and the weather conditions change every hour — I've been checking back in regularly — but the most compelling aspect of the game is in the top left hand of the screen here.

As you play, other players' scores flash atop the screen. See? Jake scored an 8.4. I scored an 8. Obviously I need to kick Jake's ass. I swipe. I swipe more. I check back later to see if the weather has changed — maybe I can improve my score. I join a league, representing random people in daily competitions. THIS IS A FISH-SKIPPING GAME.

*breathes*

Okay, maybe it's not just a fish-skipping game. Maybe Fish Out of Water! is the best fish-skipping game ever. It d0esn't matter. What matters is Jake is an asshole, and the red crab keeps giving me low scores. He's probably in cahoots with Jake. Maybe they are lovers. Why can't I break 8.0?!

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Fish Out of Water!

  • Genre: Sports? Fish-skipping?
  • Developer: Halfbrick Studios
  • Platform: iOS
  • Price: $.99

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CaryKokujin
CaryKokujin

Managed to get a 9 within 15 minutes of reading this and downloading the game. Don't know why you can't break an 8. I used the rocket fish for distance and used up all boost on him, olympus because i like him and also to build boost, and the brothers for number of skips where I use up leftover boost. Add in a few gems to that lineup and it's not hard to break 8.