This edition of our nightly off-topic thread isn't just for lovers. It's for everyone. So curl up with that mouse, keyboard and the "Share" button, and let's feel the romance with a... [soft thunder] Kotaku quiet storm.

[sound of rain drizzling] It's cold out there, isn't it? Why don't you join us by the fire for some stimulating conversation that's not necessarily about video games. I've even put on your favorite adult contemporary radio station. We promise not to come on too strong. Just relax. Doesn't that feel good? I hope you don't think we're being too forward.

Wait... this is getting a little creepy. Why don't you guys just absorb this interesting news item and talk about stuff. I'll put away these massage oils right now.