When I'm not feeling incredibly bad for killing people, Moscow Dash is not a bad little game. I move from stage-to-stage, taking out these horrific demons...

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... gaining experience points, upping my stats and unlocking creative new ways to perform my duties. Music plays, mostly metal, mostly the sort that's so bad it starts to go good again. There are wailing guitars. Maybe that's why grandma wants me dead.

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It's a solid little game, with 70 episodes spread across 9 levels, delivering quite a bang for your just-under-a-buck. If I were shooting critters that looked less like extras from Day Watch, I might enjoy it thoroughly.

Instead, I enjoy it with a heaping helping of guilt. Sorry, Mom-Mom.

Moscow Dash

Genre: Side-scrolling shooter

Developer: Starkom

Platform: iOS

Price: $.99

Get Moscow Dash in iTunes