Count your lucky stars that Star Fox takes place in the Lylat system and not here, because if it did we'd all be screwed.

In the video above, YouTube user Warialasky takes a look at the horrible, collateral damage that a Star Fox dogfight would cause on a major metropolitan city. Sure nobody dies, but you still get Michael Bay-level devastation in an otherwise quaint Nintendo franchise.

Dammit, Fox. Take that somewhere else.

Star Fox: Invasion via Warialasky

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