Android versus Apple, PlayStation versus Xbox...it really doesn't matter. All those arguments usually come out sounding just about as silly as any discussion defending any major corporation would. Which is to say: why?
Warialasky's fruit fanboys in the video above make a few references to actual complaints people have shouted over at each other in defense of their own purchases. It kind of puts things into perspective.
Now, that's not to say I haven't myself partaken in conversations involving the merits of a shiny new gadget. It can certainly be educational. But there's definitely a point where you've gone too far, aka when friendships are breaking apart over disagreements in technological tastes. It's not worth it, people. Enjoy your phone, console, browser choice, headphones, instant messenger application, and whatever else you mind find yourself debating with friends. No one is going to take your choices away from you, and you are still valid as a human being. Unless you're going into Apple stores and breaking things. Then, not so much.
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