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He's Incredibly Reasonable for a Nintendo Fanboy

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In today's special cartridge-based edition of Speak Up on Kotaku, commenter Paradox Me realizes that he is a low-down, dirty, stinking Nintendo fanboy. Only not low-down. Or dirty. He probably smells quite pleasant.

I've just come to the realization that.. I'm a fanboy! D:

A fanboy of what, you ask? Nintendo. Yes, I am perhaps one of the saddest creatures in gaming.

It never really hit me until now, but I finally put the pieces together.

-I glance around my room, the walls covered in The Legend of Zelda posters.

-I still have just about every major Nintendo console in my closet, and that over half of (the games in my) collection are for Nintendo systems.

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-Nintendo is the very first thing that comes to mind when I think video games. They essentially are video games to me.

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-I genuinely think the Wii was a stellar gaming system with a library that rivals the N64 and GameCube.

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-I'm constantly fighting the urge to hug them, despite the fact that they are a company - a non-huggable entity.

Maybe fanboy is the wrong word, because I'm able to acknowledge their flaws.

-The 3DS launching with a single circle pad years after Sony made the same mistake with the PSP.

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-Friend Codes and lackluster online functionality.

-The Wii U pretty much locks Nintendo in for another 5+ years of being a generation behind the competition. Not a huge problem to me (see: "The Wii is stellar" comment), but they've essentially lost both developer support and a large chunk of the "hardcore" audience (see: "Wii makes my eyes bleed" crowd).

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Anywho, to give this a little bit of purpose, which (if any) companies do you consider to be the bee's knees?

About Speak Up on Kotaku: Our readers have a lot to say, and sometimes what they have to say has nothing to do with the stories we run. That's why we have a forum on Kotaku called Speak Up. That's the place to post anecdotes, photos, game tips and hints, and anything you want to share with Kotaku at large. Every weekday we'll pull one of the best Speak Up posts we can find and highlight it here.