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Here's...One New BioShock Infinite Screenshot

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It's a tease for the game's new trailer, to be shown at the VGAs next week.

Way to be stingy, guys! In lieu of actual facts, then, we're going to substitute them for non-facts.

Folks, this is Eusebius Fink, owner of the Sky City Knickerbockers. He's made entirely of bronze, stands eleven feet tall, and is terrified of pigeons.

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He's also a keen hunter, and a part-time hustler, so has a lot of MotherFuckin' Guns. Which is why his house is so big, and has that written right on the top of it.