When some terrorist asshole's got everyone pinned down, there's only one way to solve the problem—up close and personal. Put another way, you can't kill Chuck Norris at close distance; close distance to Chuck Norris always kills you.
DISCUSSION
forgive my ignorance but how did "Chuck Norris" become a meme ?
all i know is i hated him when i was a kid and i still do (anyone else remember that horid Saturday morning cartoon *shudder*)