You know you want it. Everyone it.

Every soul on earth loves nothing more than seeing that obnoxious tow-headed psychopath Joffrey get smacked around. And who better to do it than his Uncle Tyrion?

It's even an ancient proverb:

Every time someone slaps Joff in the face/
the world becomes a healthier place.

And hey, because the first time never gets old, let's watch this video too.

That'll teach the little blonde blighter.

Well actually, it probably won't. But still, it's worth a shot every so often.