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Game Informer’s Ben Hanson spotted the above two textiles hanging inside a display window. Here’s the third:

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The last one is actually available online at the official E3 merchandise store. For just $18 you too can plumb the depths of gamer irony.

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There’s also one riffing on Batman and another that mines Asteroids. “E3 Rock Star,” it’s titled, and in case you were wondering, it’s 100% cotton and fitted at the bicep. Show off those guns and your gamer pride.

The only question I’m left with is whether Phil Spencer will somehow find a way to wear all three throughout today’s Microsoft press conference.