I'm a longtime fan of Mike Mignola's Hellboy comics. And a long-time hater of Del Toro's cinematic "adaptations". But as bad as those movies are, they could be worse; they could be as bad as the Hellboy games.
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Which is why I tread cautiously around anything connecting Big Red to this medium. Silly me! Because while Hellboy's games have thus far been universally awful, this custom Hellboy 360 console is just wonderful.
Textured to look like the Right Hand of Doom, it's not what you call "pretty". But then, neither is Hellboy.
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God damn Luke. You really have quite a "unique" taste if you think the Hellboy films are that fucking horrible.
Those films are among the best received comic adaptations (according to critics) in recent memory, behind only the first two Spidermans and the Batman reboot series.
Do you dislike amazing special effects? You hate movies made by Oscar winning directors such as Del Toro? Not a fan of Ron fucking Perlman?
Fill me in on some recent films you do like, because you sure bash quite a few.