Electronic Arts has figured out a way to make peopLe pay indefinitely for the privilege of playing Tetris. A 99-cent version of the classic puzzler just went live on the iOS store but, obviously, you'll want more than the seven Tetrominoes that buck buys you, right? Right?

Well, good news, there's now something called the "T-Club," which is "an elite Tetris fan club." You can become an "elite Tetris fan" for $2.99 a month or $29.99 a year. In addition to your elite Tetris fandom, you get "access to exclusive discounts and content, premium challenges, and a booster to progress their Tetris Rank," according to an EA statement.

That means, hoo boy, we've got a ranking-up dynamic in Tetris at long last. Sigh.