Warning: you may be forced to disconnect from the Xbox and go outside this weekend. And if you are anywhere near a body of water, why not see if you can experience the ultra-doofery that is aquaskipping?
If the kiteboarding pros who attended the Summermodo Real Kiteboarding Camp last month can (sort of) make it happen, surely you can (sort of) too. Behold the glorious attempts by professionals to operate the AquaSkipper, a "hydrofoil" that costs a mere $500 USD. Totally worth it for the visuals that accompany the unsuccessful attempts, which were, ahem, numerous.