Goofy Dad Recreates Final Fantasy VII Summons With His Butt

My five-year-old daughter, just now: “I like it when he was shaking his tush-tush.”

Papa Luciano is at it again. After hilarious turns making his body a vessel for Smash Bros.’ taunts and Street Fighter victory poses, the middle-aged man is interpreting the summons from the beloved JRPG.


You will believe a man can chocobo, people.

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May I always retain my sense of humor as well as this man has. Laugh—it’s what he clearly wants to make people do!