Oh, I’m afraid it’s true. My name is Ben Bertoli and you’ll be stuck with me all day. May as well make the most of it, right? I promise we’ll have some fun.
For those of you who don’t know me (at least in this form), I am a long time Kotaku commenter and the overseer of the reader-run Talk Amongst Yourselves blog. Many folks round these parts will likely know me better by my handle GiantBoyDetective. Did you know that if you comment over a million times on Kotaku they are legally obligated to let you be guest editor on the weekends? It’s true... that I just made that up. But you never know!
Someone help me test this theory.
Well I may only be around for one day, I still have a lot planned. If you enjoy Wario, Gravity Rush, console redesigns and nerdy doodles then I think you’ll be rather pleased with today’s offerings. And if you don’t like those things, well, maybe I can win you over.
Apple MacBook Air Laptop
The M1 chip delivers 3.5x faster performance than the previous generation all while using way less power. Get up to 18 hours of battery life.
We can do it, readers. We can make this the best Sunday in Kotaku history.
As the great Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth always says, “Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That’s what being a
scientist games journalist is all about.”
PS - Be sure to check out all the articles from my buddy Peter Tieryas, who covered Kotaku yesterday. He’s one heck of a wordsmith.
If you need to get a hold of me for reasons such as praise or angry yelling I can be found on twitter @SuperBentendo or contacted through my professional website.