Gears of War 2 Without Bad Words, Blood

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Gears of War 2 will be providing the option to turn the game into a more family-friendly affair. The "Mature" rated game will ship with parental control options that will change blood into sparks and remove all bad language. "Eat snot and diet", anyone? Anyone? Gears 2 given violence filter [MCVUK]

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Late Breaking Video Game News: Cliff Blazinskitariolizaksky has lost his left hand in a violent chainsaw wielding accident. The pour bastard thought it would be a good idea to hold the gun over his shoulders with hands resting on both ends, when, in a freak occurrence the blades started up. Bystanders were shocked, but applauded when it was only sparks spurting from his hand. The once known Cliffy B was quoted as saying, "What the fudge?! Why are all you blasters just standing around flocking watching me?! Poop!"