Ninja Escape

Today at GamesCom I witnessed a monkey touching a pig's penis. Perhaps I should explain.

I've always been quite sensitive to certain types of friction. (I considered writing that sentence 10 different…

Nintendo cannot escape our promise-checking. Last year the world's top video game game company promised some cool…

Heavenly Sword developer Ninja Theory has already proven that they can make "post apocalyptic" pretty with Enslaved:…

I've written before that I don't care much for adaptations. If I love a game, I don't need to see a movie about it.…

This week's European store update is a good one, PAL gamers finally getting their hands on a Yakuza 3 demo that…

Too late! I shouted it first, so you folks all have to draw two cards while I tell you all about this week's…

Men (and bears) in tight bikini briefs invade the Nintendo Download this week, bringing Dark Void Zero, Starship…

Well, I've played twenty-five hours of Final Fantasy XIII in the past few days, and the one thing I can say with…

You press a button; a character on the television screen jumps. You press the same button again, while the on-screen…