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Nintendo’s point distribution system said ‘fuck Yoshi lives’

We've played all six games to see how the 20-year-old classics hold up on modern Nintendo hardware

Metroid Prime, Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and Advance Wars were all shown during the 40-minute streaming spectacle

Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest ride bars attendees with a waistline over 40 inches

Why use a standard controller when you could awkwardly hold a Dragon QuestSlime upside-down?

From porn in Splatoon 3 streams to the PS5’s worst game shutting down, there was plenty to be sorry for in 2022

Pokémon Arceus: Legends and Scarlet/Violet bookended a year of decline

Charles Martinet is literally right there, Nintendo. What are you doing?

The Gen-9 entries in the hit series sold 10 million copies in just three days

The Mario Kart Switch station is not your babysitter, staff at the retail store say