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Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom,…

Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face, or a punch to the face, but…

Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Gimme a liter o' cola. I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn…

Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the…

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door—that way Lumbergh can't see me—and, uh,…

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one…

Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an…

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of…

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…

One second, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. I need one of each of the following -