Guardian of Metal from Brutal Legend
The Guardian of Metal, the keeper of timeless secrets, is portrayed by the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. The Guardian of Metal shares the secrets of the titans with Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend, action-adventure RTS game by Double Fine, so that he can upgrade his weapons and hot rod, aka The Deuce.
Now this dude for sure has weed, but is a bit of a burn out. He doesn’t keep numbers in his phone, he never remembers who you are. You always have to meet him at his place, which is underground in the fiery depths of the underworld. He’s from a different time, and he always seems to be playing the same Black Sabbath record every time you come through. The good thing is: He always smokes you up and he has great stories to tell. Secrets and tales about the titans and the primordial creation of music. It’s trippy.
His weed is pretty good, though not as strong as you’d assume coming from an ageless ethereal rock god liaison. It’s honestly a little stemmy, but you’re mostly there for the hangs anyway.
