The Merchant from Resident Evil 4
One of the most iconic characters in video game history is the Merchant from Resident Evil 4. Leon S. Kennedy’s main man for guns, items, and of course green herb, The Merchant may look spooky and mysterious, but he truly means no harm. He just wants to know “whaddya buyin” or “whaddya sellin?”
What exactly is the Merchant selling? That Las Plagas weed, brother. That stuff that’ll get your head empty, brother. That zombie moaning, walking dead high, brother. In addition to green herb he also sells red and yellow herb. You don’t want to even know what happens when you mix all three (yes you do).
The thing about the Merchant that really makes him an excellent weed dealer is the fact that he comes to you. Whether you like it or not. He’s always one step ahead of you like the dealer that shoots you a text right before you’re out of bud. He just knows. To some that may seem creepy but remember, the guy seems relatively harmless. He’s not one of those friendly characters that turns out to actually be evil. He has awful vibes, but good intentions.
