Drebin 893 from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Drebin 893 is Solid Snake’s weapons merchant and a part of a larger group of underground gun launderers known as “Drebin.” He also has a pet hairless monkey named Little Gray. Like any good Metal Gear Solid character, Drebin 893 has mysterious allegiances and a complicated back story. Formally a child soldier, he would later become an agent of the shadow organization, The Patriots. He also enjoys practicing magic tricks and drinking copious amounts of narc soda, an ironic name for a soft drink given his current line of work. Drebin 893 makes it easy for Snake to upgrade his arsenal by allowing the genetically geriatric soldier access to his entire inventory from the pause menu.

That same convenience applies to how you buy weed from him. From the pause menu that is your cell phone you can access his massive stock of flower, tinctures, edibles, and more! Delivered right to your home, no fuss, no questions asked. Seriously, don’t ask any questions because we have no idea where he gets this stuff. There’s no branding and the products with barcodes or serial numbers are scraped off. It looks like guns aren’t the only thing he launders.

We know what you’re thinking, “How do I smoke weed with Little Gray?” Drebin 893 is always on the road but his ride isn’t exactly incognito. Be on the lookout for a giant, tank-like truck with the problematic logo written on the side: “Eye Have You.”