Xur from Destiny and Destiny 2

In Destiny 2 almost every NPC is a part-time merchant. You’ll spend your time between missions in the game’s hub area, The Tower, collecting bounties and trading one of its three thousand different currencies for gear. Though if you’re looking for the best, rarest loot in the game you have to go find Xur, who’s in a different spot every week. Now, that certainly sounds like a drug dealer, doesn’t it?

Xur’s gear is the best and his weed is even better. Xur grabs the best kush from all around the galaxy. We’re talking crazy stuff like Ace of Blaze, Doperunner, and Gjallahorn (not to be confused with the rocket launcher of the same name). It can be annoying that from week to week he rarely has the same stuff in stock, but he never, ever has mids, either. Only downside to Xur’s mind altering weed is: It’ll cost you. Inflation is high but so are you.

Xur’s product is good quality but his vibes are not. First of all this dude is only available on the weekends. Second, you can NEVER find him. He doesn’t have a phone and he’s just in random places every weekend. You have to either ask a friend if they’ve seen him or use this stupid website. He also looks like he’s up to some shady stuff. A cloaked figure with glowing white eyes and tendrils for a face always stands out, so be sure to pick up and get out quickly.