Skip to content

From Snakes to Scorpions

By |

To: Ash

From: Crecente

Re: Hey America! Use The Metric System!

https://kotaku.com/hey-america-use-the-metric-system-5577258

I’m not going to touch that, not with a three meter pole!

I am, though, going to prepare for a weekend trip to my mom and step-dad in El Paso, where they have a lovely pool and small army of impossible-to-see scorpions calling my name.

What you missed:

Hey Ebert, Play This Game

The Super Smash Bros. Secret That Took 7 Years To Unlock

The Revenge Of 2D

Can’t Pull The Trigger On A Virtual Buffalo

https://kotaku.com/hey-ebert-play-this-game-5577378

🕹️ Level up your inbox

Don’t miss the latest reviews, news and tips. Sign up for our free newsletter.

You May Also Like

Latest news
Art shows new FF14 characters.
New Jobs, Better Battles, And Evercold: Everything Just Revealed For Final Fantasy 14
Pornhub Blocked Australia
How to Unblock Pornhub in Australia (Works in 2026)
Bose Speaker
Bose Clears Out SoundLink Flex Bluetooth Speaker (2nd Gen) at Its All-Time Low Across All Limited-Edition Colors
Gustave looks at something off-screen.
12 Months And Dozens Of Awards Later You Now Have No Excuse Not To Play Clair Obscur, Which Is On Sale
Roku Streambar Se
Don’t Buy a Streaming Stick, Roku Streambar SE Is a Soundbar and Streaming Device in One and Just Hit Its Lowest Price
FF14 characters appear on a Switch 2.
Final Fantasy 14 Is Finally Coming To Switch 2 But There’s Apparently A Nintendo Tax
Image (33)
Final Fantasy XIV Won’t Let You Give Your Character A Fat Ass…’Yet’
A lancer appears in the snow.
Final Fantasy 14 Is Taking Its Next Giant Step With The Evercold Expansion