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From Snakes to Scorpions

To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Hey America! Use The Metric System!

I'm not going to touch that, not with a three meter pole!

I am, though, going to prepare for a weekend trip to my mom and step-dad in El Paso, where they have a lovely pool and small army of impossible-to-see scorpions calling my name.

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