You could just get yourself some insurance and, like a good neighbor, State Farm will take care of it for you. How about this instead?
Would you rather:
1. Find the perfect home with your significant other, move in, live happily ever after.
https://kotaku.com/hurray-bravo-excellent-choice-sir-madame-5841828
Or
https://kotaku.com/well-this-is-embarrassing-for-you-5841834