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I Thought This Final Fantasy VII Character Had Big Goat Ears For Decades

*Puts finger to ear* I’m being told that Final Fantasy fans call this women the goat, not a goat.
*Puts finger to ear* I’m being told that Final Fantasy fans call this women the goat, not a goat. Image: Square Enix

Let me be clear: I have never played a Final Fantasy game. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth may be out very soon, and the series may be one of the most influential in the history of video games, but I have never touched one. Aside from tangential knowledge gleaned against my will via the internet and coworkers, and what I’ve learned after editing stories like one describing how to get FF7 Rebirth’s bonus materia from an old save, or another lauding a new fan blog whose entire raison d’etre is arguing that FF8 is the best, I am the Jon Snow of Final Fantasy. I know nothing. – Alyssa Mercante Read More

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