Final Fantasy VII (remake)
Whereas the original VII referred to Moogles as “Mog,” this remake has them as Moogles again. They are also ugly.
Did it terrify me out of slumber? What the hell is this? Is this the terrible 2012 Seth MacFarlane movie Ted, which was panned by both audiences and critics alike? The Moogle’s crepey wings and shorthair fur look like my textural nightmare. Its eyes have become beady, but not like they were before, like a bubbly cartoon character, but like a shadow making a dim room feel much smaller. 1/10
Will I make it breakfast? No. 1/10
Final score: 1/10
