Click to viewIt's not the PSP-3000, but it's damn close! Documents published on the FCC's website have confirmed that Sony are to release a new model of the PSP, the PSP-3001. Before you ask, yes, the new PSP looks...a lot like your old PSP. There appear to have been no changes made to the exterior of the unit, nor to its core specifications, meaning the changes will be for less sexy things like cost-reduction (by using newer, cheaper components). Course, if that is your idea of sexy, there's a mountain of paperwork you can read up on at the link below while you get yourself all lathered up. PSP-3001 [FCC, via Gizmodo]
@Aname: Well, I was in the pocket, you know, chillin' while he was at the pew, when I notice this nice little piece looking at me (although I'm sure he'll use different words for her). Sure, it looked like her eyesight was limited, but I could tell she was interested. I walked casually over and came to attention. I could tell she was nervous. She must've been new to this sort of thing. Anyway, I move to wrap my finger around her and stroke her side. She let out a slight anxious shudder as I moved in all the way. Suddenly I hear footsteps and what sounds like the priest coming, and then the gal I was with gets all nervous and vomits all over and-
What the fuck?! NO. Do you want to end up like what the priest did to the "gal"?