Fan Theory Uses Super Mario To Predict Jurassic Galaxy

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These can’t be a coincidence, right? Stop looking at me like that. I’m not crazy!

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Jurassic World comes today in theaters. I’ll be there at 10 p.m. with a beer sneaked in through my wife’s purse. I also love Mario games. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a way merge those two worlds. This “theory” comes courtesy of Hamish on Tumblr, who managed to connect the dots:

(I tried to embed the post, but unfortunately, Kinja wouldn’t accept the HTML. Sorry!)

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That’s...that’s...

I may need to sit down. In a way, was Capcom really predicting Jurassic Galaxy all along with Dino Crisis 3? You know, the third game in the Dino Crisis series that put dinosaurs in SPACE?

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Yep, that’s the game. (Also, how have I never played Dino Crisis 3? I don’t care if it’s terrible.)

Can anyone help me out here?

ANYONE?

PLEASE?

Oh, hello.

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Ah, that’s better.

(Yes, I realize the theory doesn’t really hold up, and you’d have to ignore a bunch of other Mario games. It’s just for fun, folks.)

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You can reach the author of this post at patrick.klepek@kotaku.com or on Twitter at @patrickklepek.

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stephentotilo
Stephen Totilo

I briefly tried to convince Patrick this morning that the original title for Jurassic Park was “Yoshi’s Island”.