Welp. I got wrecked. It wasn’t even a contest. What makes this funny to me, though, is that the game actually gave me an achievement for having an enemy lob a Fat Man at me. It’s called “Touchdown,” which makes sense, given that the mini-nuke is kiiiind of shaped like a football.

So, what are the requirements? Well normally, you actually have to get a special type of “Suicide Mutant” tackle you while holding a mini-nuke, like so:

[Source: Random Chievo’s]

But I guess you can get it if they just throw it in your direction, too—like a football! Amazing. I don’t even mind that I died in a super embarrassing way, that’s a great achievement/trophy.