I’m not sure what excites me more—Star Fox Colon, Mario Shooting, TLOZ: Mountain of Poultry or a web page that generates fake Nintendo E3 Direct lineup leaks every time I refresh it.

Every year around this time internet hoaxters spend hours putting together fake versions of documents that would never exist in the first place in order to generate faux pre-E3 hype. The Nintendo Digital Event document generator found at http://tane.us/nintendo/ (via Destructoid) lets fans quickly generate their own outlandish rumors, cutting out the middleman.

Seems legit to me. I mean sure, Cammie Dunaway hasn’t worked for Nintendo since 2010, but if anything could bring her back it’s Donkey Kong Country Washer.

Give the generator a go and share your favorite fake Nintendo game titles below!