It's slightly cruel in a "Bart Simpson vs Ms. Krabappel" kinda way, but equally hilarious: someone has signed up to a dating site using the persona of Assassin's Creed hero Ezio Auditore, and done what Ezio does best. Seduce the ladies.

Some of them understand what's going on, and are sports about it. Others actually understand who he is, and applaud him. Some others, though, well.

Some of this is a little heartbreaking, so if you don't like seeing people be assholes to sad, lonely people on the internet, don't flick through the gallery above.

Ezio, Seducer of Women [Reddit]

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