Every time I listen to the theme song for Succession, the HBO drama about rich people being evil and sexy, I feel pretty evil and sexy. It’s a little less sexy when done in Mario Paint. Something about the “meow” sound effect doesn’t exactly call to mind the prestige of the Roy family, though perhaps it’s more fitting for their often stupid choices.

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Evil? Sure.

Sexy? Hell no.

Billions is where you go for your rich sexy bastards. Succession is where you go to watch the most boring rich people on earth do the dumbest things.