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Every Single Excellent Movie Death Ever, More or Less

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The world of film has seen so, so many gruesome deaths. Some are funny, some are terrifying, some are nauseating. Some are all three.

The delightful, all-over-the-place blog "My New Plaid Pants" has long been my go-to place for movie deaths. Every Thursday, Jason Adams posts the very best movie deaths under the tag "Thursday's Ways Not to Die." In fact, his list has evolved beyond horror movies and started to include every genre.


I've actually found that it's really fun to pick an entry and try to guess which movie it'll be from before I click.

Here are a ton (though amazing, not nearly all) of past entries in the series, see if you can guess the death before you click the link:

Previous Ways Not To Die: Satanic Self Sacrifice Fist and FortunePsychedelic Penis Slice To Window Toss For Crimes Against AccentSackedSpeed Bumped For Traffic SpikesShark Versus Jet-SkiHot Oil TreatmentTucked In By JasonJust A Pair of SnowbodiesPoison Pellet Kibble Swap Dolly DisassembledFire Escape Fall OutUnbuggeredTell 'Em Large Marge Sent'chaBlue Man Gooped Tongue StungNow Wouldn't Cha, Barracuda?Leaving on a Rat Plane Panthers!Fashion Faux-Pwned"It's Just A Box."Blasted PigeonsTaunting AhnuldThe Too Hot Tub Beyond the Veil Sunken PrayersSuper CrackBrains BlownFur For The BoogensWhite Hot Bunny Rabbit RageDragged To HellThe TV Van That Dripped BloodDon't Mess With MamaHeads AhoyMartyred For SheepHeads Nor TailsHe Loves Me KnotThe Great Bouncing BradMiss Kitty's 8 MishapsBoat SmooshMeeting the French-Tipped MenaceA Magic TrickSlick SuckWe Who Walk Here Walk AloneRaptor BaitKneegasm'dDare to Dream in FincherReach Out and Throttle SomeoneDe-FacedVoluntary DrowningCross BornePulled Up Hell's SphincterAn Arrow Up The Ass - The Numerous Violent Unbecomings of Olive OylAck! Ack! Zap!Baby's First Acid SplashChop, Drop and Sashimi RollForever RafterCan't You Hear Me Now?Daisies Ways #5 - Harpoony Side UpAcid DipOn a Wing and a PreyFor Standing in the Way of SapphoBusting Rule Number Three (For The Purpose of Number Two) Daisies #4 - Window Dressed To KilledHands Off the Haas OrbBullet BalletA Single Vacancy at the Roach MotelA School Bus Slipped Thru The IceTrache-AAHHHH!!!-tomy'd - For Mel Gibson's SinsA Wide Stanced Slashing —- Daisies Ways #3 - Scratch n' SnuffedThe Victim of a Viscous Hit & RunCurledKabobbedDaisies Ways #2 - Aggravated CementiaBoo! Nun!2009's Ways Not To DieBug Scratch FeverDaisies Ways #1 - Deep Fat Fried in My Own Unique Blend of 500 Herbs & SpicesBy the Yard End of the StickScrewed From A Very Great DistanceA Righteous Bear-Jew BeatdownFisted By Hugo SitglitzXeno MorphedFuck-StuckA Vengeful Elevator God: Part 4Lava Bombed The Cradle Will Rock... Your Face Off!!!The Food of the Nilbog GoblinsThe Slugs Is Gonna GitchaPhone SharkHide The CarrotSarlacc Snacked Avada Kedavra!!!Hooked, Lined and Sinkered"The Libyans!"Axe Me No QuestionsPin the Chainsaw on the ProstituteThe Wrath of the Crystal UnicornThe Ultimate Extreme Make-OverDrown In A Sink Before The Opening Credits Even RollThe Dog Who Knew Too MuchDon't Die Over Spilled MilkInviting the Wrath of AguirreAn Inconceivable OutwittingThe Five Point Palm Exploding Heart TechniqueNipple Injected Blue JunkYour Pick Of The Deadly SixThing HungryDon't Fuck With The Serial Killer's DaughterDO Forget To Add The Fabric SoftenerAny Of The Ways Depicted In This Masterpiece Of Lost CinemaRode Down In The Friscalating DusklightGood Morning, Sunshine!Mornin' Cuppa DranoThe Cylon-Engineered ApocalypseTender-Eye-zedMartian Atmospheric AsphyxiationMaimed By A Mystical Person-CatThe Sheets Are Not To Be TrustedHandicapable Face-HackedI Did It For You, Faramir


...right? There are plenty more over on the site itself. Click away and have a blast. Which one is best? Or worst? Which way would you least like to die? What's your favorite horror film death of all time?

Feel free to talk about those, or whatever else. The Thursday open thread begins now. Try not to diiieeee….